Worcester’s dreadfully bad minor league hockey team will be honoring the city’s former Boy Mayor made good by handing these things later this month. The gesture is supposed to thank fans for, you know, caring about AHL hockey.

Irregardless of whether or not this stunning piece of desktop sculpture manages to put asses in Centrum seats, this promotion will surely lend some much-needed gravitas to an administration that is absolutely dying to be taken seriously. Three cheers to all involved.